Monday, July 14, 2008

FIRE!!


"I'm looking for someone to play the attractive neighbor woman!"

So says James Franco as he rounds up his entourage of actors who are usually in his own films that he himself has put together - with a little help from his friends.
He's tried using Robin, Ahna, etc, etc...

"Something just isn't right! I think we're gonna have to go with 'an outside actress'! Let's put out a casting call and see what happens. We've got just one week to find her!"

The ad goes out, I show up, I test, he picks me and one other actress! Hmmmmmm........I wonder what made him choose?! I don't know but I'm glad about it! A chance to work opposite JAMES FRANCO!! This is gonna be great!!

The story goes that James is a fireman. He has a small house next door to where I live. Being the "attractive neighbor woman", we get all engrossed in our relationship, he neglects his duties at the firehouse and it causes a big problem. So what do I do? I begin training to be a "fire-woman"! Or is it "fire-person"?! Whatever!

We end up working together putting out fires and starting some of our own at home! (wink!)
Things sure can get HOT at work!! (wink!) But we get the job done! Things go well, we get honored by the town and then get married in the firehouse!
Corny?? Nope! Sound like a made-for-TV movie? Maybe, but it works!

How would YOU like to be "in the heat of it" with James Franco?!?










- Fan Fiction by D. Trent

Friday, July 11, 2008

Pineapple Express Video Game



Wanna play Pineapple Express? You can be either Dale (Rogen) or Saul. (Franco)
Here's the link to the game -

http://pineappleexpressgame.com

Be careful! It's addictive!
(Watch for Franco's mug to come up
laughing as you play! So funny!)

Friday, July 4, 2008

Daniel, Kim, Lindsey, High School

Can't wait to get home
Baby, dial your number
Can ya pick up the phone
Cuz I wanna holla!

Been daydreamin' about you

All day in school -
Can't concentrate!
Wanna have your voice in my ear
Till momma come & say it's too late

Cuz the lights are on outside
Wish there was somewhere to hide
Cuz I just don't want to say goodbye
Cuz you are my baby, baby

Nothin' really matters - I don't really care
What nobody tell me - I'm gonna be here
It's a matter of extreme importance
My first teenage love affair


I love our secret meetings

On the 5th floor staircase
I'm gonna give ya this letter
Of all the things I can't say

Want you to be my first, my last
My ending and beginning
I write your name in my book
Your last name, my first - I'm your Mrs.

Cuz the lights are on outside
Wish there was somewhere to hide
Cuz I just don't want to say goodbye
Cuz you are my baby, baby

Nothin' really matters, I don't really care
What nobody tell me - I'm gonna be here
It's a matter of extreme importance
My first teenage love affair

Hey boy!
You know I really like bein' with you

Just hangin' out is fine
So, so maybe we can go to

1st base - cuz I feel you

2nd base - want you to feel me, too boy!

3rd base - better pump the brakes

Oooh baby, slow down,
I gotta go home now

Cuz the lights are on outside
Wish there was somewhere to hide
Cuz I just don't want to say goodbye
Cuz you are my baby, baby

Nothin' really matters - I don't really care
What nobody tells me - I'm gonna be here
It's a matter of extreme importance

My first teenage love affair.






- Teenage Love Affair by Alicia Keys

Sunday, June 29, 2008

When I Saw You




Those deep brown eyes gazed into me
Transcending space & time
And I was rendered still
There were no words for me to find at all
As I stood there beside myself
I could see you and no one else

When I saw you, when I saw you
I could not breathe, I fell so deep
When I saw you, when I saw you
I'd never be the same, I'd never be the same...



(By Mariah Carey - revised)


*James, when I first saw you again in Annapolis & Tristan + Isolde, the words above are EXACTLY how I felt! You had changed SO MUCH since you played James Dean and Harry Osborn in the 1st Spiderman film! You grew UP and filled OUT! I was completely and utterly surprised and totally enthralled! So I've been keeping the fires burnin' with this blog of admiration for ya and adding to it here & there from time to time...

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

In the Mood for TRISTAN !!





The devastatingly handsome TRISTAN!! Your role in this film made us all feel tortured because YOU were so tortured by your love for the beautiful Isolde. Your face showed such emotion when it needed to. Personally, I liked the ACTION in this film - riding horses, swinging swords and a mace, using bows & arrows, rowing like a madman to get away from the Irish, etc...
Let's see more ACTION in your films, James!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Watching You Watching Me



I can feel you when I see you
When I'm watching you watching me
Can you feel my arms enfold you
When I'm watching you watching me

I can sense when you're on fire
When I'm watching you watching me
Can you feel my one desire
When I'm watching you watching me

It seems a game and yes, it is
This watching you and me
But when it ends, we'll be enthralled
With all of you and all of me

We'll be so wrapped up
There'll be no watching now
We'll be sensing and embracing
Whatever we allow

So watch me watch you all the time
I'm sure you'll feel the thrill
I'll watch you watching me and then
We'll meet again until...



-D.Trent

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Token & Smokin'?!?


http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?vid=237417

Oh James!! What have you done now?!?!

I'm not a fan of 'recreational drugs' but there's been so much controversy lately in the news about your bit on the MTV Music Awards with Seth Rogen that I thought I'd post it here. Personally, I think it WAS fake weed. I guess the only way anyone would know for sure are those who were there and could SMELL it!! Why??!?? Because it WREAKS!!! The scent is heady and sickening, IMO!! So what does everyone else think?!?

(BTW, it doesn't make anyone look 'cool'. Hackin' and coughin' ain't 'cool'. Holding smoke in your lungs 'til they turn black ain't 'cool'. Crinklin' up your (handsome) face and blowin' it out ain't 'cool'. Walkin' around in a stupor ain't 'cool'...LEARN FROM THIS, FRANCO!!)